Average Day With A Spirit Guide (On A Lighter Side Of Life)
MORNING - ALARM RINGS
SG - WAKE UP HONEY
YOU - (PRESSES SNOOZE BUTTON)
30 MINUTES AND 5 SNOOZE BUTTON CLICKS LATER...
YOU - ARRGHHH!I CANT BELIEVE I AM SO LATE!!!!
SG - ROLLING EYES
DURING LUNCH BREAK
YOU - I CAN JUST HAVE A FRUIT. AM ON A DIET
SG - THAT ISN'T A DIET. THAT'S STARVING YOURSELF. YOU NEED
MORE THAN THAT TO GET THROUGH THE DAY! (IN YOUR MIND)
YOU - NO I WILL NOT NEED MORE. I CAN DO THIS.
AN HOUR AFTER LUNCH BREAK....(STOMACH)GROWL...
YOU - I CANT BELIEVE THIS!
SG - NEITHER CAN I!
3 HOURS LATER AND FURIOUSLY HUNGRY
GRABBING A BURGER,FRIES AND A LARGE CUP OF COLA
YOU - WELL, I CANT STARVE. THE DIET WILL HAVE TO WAIT.
SG - SURE. ROLLING EYES
ON THE WAY BACK HOME
SG - HEY LOOK AT THAT GORGEOUS SUNSET!
YOU - (STARING AT YOUR PHONE IN A TRAFFIC JAM)
SG - YOU'RE RUNNING OUT OF GAS SOON. FILL IT UP.
YOU - NAH. I CAN MAKE IT HOME.
10 MINUTES LATER (OUT OF GAS AND HAD TO PULL OVER)
YOU - WHY WON'T THINGS GO RIGHT FOR ME! WHY ME??!
SG - I HAVEN'T THE SLIGHTEST IDEA!
WALKING UP TO YOUR FRONT DOOR YOU NOTICE A PENNY ON THE
FLOOR (SIGN FROM GUARDIAN ANGEL)
YOU - PEOPLE ARE SO CARELESS NOWADAYS. (PICKING IT UP AND
PUTTING INTO POCKET).
A FEW STEPS LATER A BEAUTIFUL FEATHER IS SEEN JUST IN FRONT
OF THE DOORSTEP.
YOU - (STEP ON IT AND WALK RIGHT INTO THE HOUSE)
SG - HEY...LOOK AT THE FEATHER! iSN'T IT GORGEOUS!I FOUND IT
FOR YOU.
YOU - (SEEING THE FEATHER STUCK ON YOUR SHOE) OMG...DID THE
CAT BRING SOMETHING IN?? (THROWS IT OUT THE FRONT DOOR)
MEDITATING (OR TRYING TO)
YOU - AUMMMMMMMM! AUMMMMM!AUMMMMM! ERMM....WAIT...I GOT TO
CROSS MY LEGS THE OTHER WAY.
SG - JUST BE COMFORTABLE AND RELAXED. THE FEET DON'T MATTER.
YOU - (CROSSING LEGS AND THEY START TO HURT)AUMMMM! GEEZ
THIS ISN'T FOR ME AT ALL. MEDITATION JUST IS TOO HARD.
SG - IT ISN'T HARD. JUST RELAX. LIE DOWN IF YOU NEED TO.
YOU - (LYING DOWN AFTER TRYING FOR 10 MINUTES) I BETTER JUST
LIE DOWN.
SG - OKAY JUST FOCUS ON YOUR BREATHING AND YOU WILL BE OFF
TO A GOOD START.
YOU - MY MIND IS JUST TOO NOISY WHEN IDLE. (GRABS PHONE AND
GETS BUSY)
GET ONTO FACEBOOK AND READING SOMETHING ON SPIRIT GUIDES
YOU - I WONDER IF I HAVE A SPIRIT GUIDE! YOU THERE SPIRIT
GUIDE?
SG - YES I AM. OF COURSE I AM. WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO KNOW?
YOU - GEEZ. I DONT THINK I HAVE ONE.
SG - YOU DO. I AM RIGHT HERE.
YOU - I THINK ITS PROBABLY MY MIND PLAYING TRICKS ON ME!
SG - IT ISNT YOUR MIND. IT'S ME
3 AM - STILL ON YOUR PHONE
SG - YOU BETTER GET SOME SLEEP.
YOU - WAIT I GOT TO JUST CHECK MY EMAILS, PLAY THIS GAME FOR
A FEW MOMENTS.
SG - YOU GOT TO BE UP IN A FEW HOURS
YOU - I CAN MAKE IT.
SG - I REALLY THINK YOU NEED TO SLEEP
YOU - (GRAB HEADPHONES AND LISTEN TO SOME MUSIC)
END UP SLEEPING WITH YOUR HEADPHONES ON. PHONE FALLS ONTO
THE FLOOR IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT AND THE SCREEN CRACKS.
HEADPHONES RIPPED OFF AND CANT BE USED.
IN THE MORNING...YOU MISS YOUR ALARM (OH THE PHONE ISN'T
WORKING!)
YOU - OH MY GOD!!! WHY ME!! I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS! AND WHY
WON'T MY SPIRIT GUIDE HELP ME WITH MY LIFE? DO YOU EVEN
EXIST???
SG - (ROLLING EYES) PROBABLY NOT!
